Intellectual badass. I like it. #Nerd #Nerdgasm #BadAss #TruthHurts
Harry Potter, science, and Panic! At the Disco.
What more is there to life?...
I want this phone case.
|me rewatching season one of any show:||I CAN'T DO THIS LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE JUST BABIES|
Donut with mitosis sprinkles!
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
|Moritz Stiefel:||God I dreamed there was an angel who could hear me through the wall.|
|The Phantom:||Oh shit. Wrong musical. Shit shit I fucked up why are there chairs and horny adolescents.|
I was sitting at my desk in Psychology, looked down, and found this….
Me while I’m trying to work on my project about stem cells….